Zane ran to the bathroom at school yesterday on his own initiative in order to, well, go. His pants weren’t soaked all the way through, and yet, he didn’t like that he was even a tiny bit wet. So, he removed his pants.
He removed his underwear.
He did his thing, and then reentered the classroom in the buff from the waist down.
“Can someone get me some pants?”
“Do I get jellybeans?”
Payment for nudity. That’s my boy!