“Look babe. There are some Amish boys fixing the roof of that house.”
“There. Look up. See them? The Amish on the roof?”
“Zane, seriously, how can you not see them? They are all dressed alike down to the hats.”
“I see the boys in the hats. I don’t see the fish on the roof.”
“No! Not FISH. Amish. A-MISH. There are AMISH on the roof.”
Either I need to enunciate or my kid needs his ears checked.