“Mommy, there’s this girl and I think she’s cute.”
Sayitisn’tso, sayitisn’tso, sayitisn’tso!
“Yes, she’s so pretty. She has dark hair. And she wears a headband. A blue one. With flowers.”
“Oh. Is she in your class?”
This isn’t happening.
“Mommy! Look in the mirror! Don’t you get it?”
I happened to be wearing one of my eye-catching bandanas. In dark blue. With small flowers sprinkled throughout the pattern.
Phew. Ok, back to one. All good.